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Mum: can you get me a drink
Me: Pepsi or coke?
Mum: coke
Me: normal or diet?
Mum: normal
Me: can or bottle?
Mum: bottle
Me: 1L or 0.5?
Mum: fuck it give me water -.-
Me: normal or carbonated
Mum: NORMAL!
Me: warm or cold?
Mum: get out!
Me: now or later?
Mum: I'm gonna kill you! -.-
Me: with a knife or gun?
Mum: GUN
Me: in the body or head?
Mum: YOU KNOW WHAT I'LL GET IT MYSELF!