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This joke is for 18+ only...
Grand son got married and wanted to have some good idea about sex..so he goes to his grandfather and asked about sex:
Grandson - grandfather , can u give me some idea about sex ..??
Grandfather - why not my son...come close...listen ...you're married new so in your 1st year you'll have sex everyday .sometimes you might do it twice a day also. After 1-5 years you'll have sex maybe 4 to 5 times a week...after 7-9 years maybe 2 to 3 times a week.After 10-16 years you'll have sex maybe 1 to 2 times a month. And ,after passing 20 years you'll have sex maybe on your anniversary only.
Grandson - ha,ha,haa...that's funny..but you have crossed 60,do you still have sex with grandma ?
Grandfather - no my son...we don't have the energy for sex so we do the oral sex...
Grandson - what?oral sex ? You mean sucking?
Grandfather - no no no...We don't have the energy for sucking my son... it's nothing just everyday before going to sleep your grandmother tells me fuck you and I reply FUCK YOU TOO ...!!!
This joke is for 18+ only...
Grand son got married and wanted to have some good idea about sex..so he goes to his grandfather and asked about sex:
Grandson - grandfather , can u give me some idea about sex ..??
Grandfather - why not my son...come close...listen ...you're married new so in your 1st year you'll have sex everyday .sometimes you might do it twice a day also. After 1-5 years you'll have sex maybe 4 to 5 times a week...after 7-9 years maybe 2 to 3 times a week.After 10-16 years you'll have sex maybe 1 to 2 times a month. And ,after passing 20 years you'll have sex maybe on your anniversary only.
Grandson - ha,ha,haa...that's funny..but you have crossed 60,do you still have sex with grandma ?
Grandfather - no my son...we don't have the energy for sex so we do the oral sex...
Grandson - what?oral sex ? You mean sucking?
Grandfather - no no no...We don't have the energy for sucking my son... it's nothing just everyday before going to sleep your grandmother tells me fuck you and I reply FUCK YOU TOO ...!!!
Grand son got married and wanted to have some good idea about sex..so he goes to his grandfather and asked about sex:
Grandson - grandfather , can u give me some idea about sex ..??
Grandfather - why not my son...come close...listen ...you're married new so in your 1st year you'll have sex everyday .sometimes you might do it twice a day also. After 1-5 years you'll have sex maybe 4 to 5 times a week...after 7-9 years maybe 2 to 3 times a week.After 10-16 years you'll have sex maybe 1 to 2 times a month. And ,after passing 20 years you'll have sex maybe on your anniversary only.
Grandson - ha,ha,haa...that's funny..but you have crossed 60,do you still have sex with grandma ?
Grandfather - no my son...we don't have the energy for sex so we do the oral sex...
Grandson - what?oral sex ? You mean sucking?
Grandfather - no no no...We don't have the energy for sucking my son... it's nothing just everyday before going to sleep your grandmother tells me fuck you and I reply FUCK YOU TOO ...!!!
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