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Showing posts with label Today's Jokes. Show all posts
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Tuesday, September 16, 2014
Sunday, July 6, 2014
Tuesday, June 10, 2014
Part Two: These Filipino Fail Signs Will Surely Make You Laugh
Part Two: These Filipino Fail Signs Will Surely Make You Laugh
We Filipinos have a lot of major major problems but English ain't one.
Digital Agitator
For part 1, click here.
We Filipinos can perfectly understand English, but it doesn’t mean we’re experts when it comes to grammar.
Some of us may not have listened to our English teachers when we were still studying, and now, it has taken its toll.
Don’t take these signs seriously!
10. Do you have an extra hand?
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9. I wonder what they are erecting
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8. I-translate sa English
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7. Why? Don’t you like girl waitress?
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6. At least he didn’t say ‘Washeng Masheng’
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5. Are you selling kidneys as well?
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4. How Aling Dionisia pronounces ‘double deck’
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3. I wanna know the prize!
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2. Naa pa? I need one!
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1. Rest in Pieces English
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Just keep calm and have a laugh no
Monday, June 9, 2014
These Filipino Fail Signs Will Surely Make You Laugh
These Filipino Fail Signs Will Surely Make You Laugh
No wonder why Filipinos are one of the happiest people in the world!
posted on: Monday, May 19, 2014
Lifestyle Geek
Don’t let manic Monday beat you down!
Cheer up and smile!
In the meantime, let me give you a happy pill list to help you get through today.
Word of caution: Try not to pee in your pants please.
These Filipino Fail Signs are not to be taken lightly.
10. I didn’t know that Steven Seagal was into the cigar and coffee shop business.
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9. No wonder why some people are afraid to ride a public utility jeepney.
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8. What would you like for dessert?
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7. Double dead ang gawas nato ani!
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6. Reminders lang inig adto nato sa CR.
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5. This is the kind of service I want from a shoe shop!
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4. E-mazing!!!
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3. I wanna try hamen egg!
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2. I will just Enter The Dragon.
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1. I certainly would watch this movie. How deep is Johnny anyway?
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That’s enough Filipino fail signs for today.
I bet your pants are already wet now. LOL!
Share this happy pill list to your friends and spread the laughter!
Tuesday, May 6, 2014
Monday, May 5, 2014
Thursday, May 1, 2014
Thursday, April 24, 2014
Tuesday, April 8, 2014
Wednesday, March 5, 2014
At the bar
At the bar
A guy was meeting a friend in a bar. As he walked in he noticed two
pretty girls looking at him. He heard one girl say to the other: “Nine.”
Feeling pleased with himself, he swaggered over to his buddy at the
bar and told him that the girl in the corner had just rated him a nine
out of ten.
“Sorry to spoil your evening,” said his friend, “but when I walked in they were speaking German.”
Friday, February 21, 2014
Drunken Master...
Drunken Master...
Funny Jokes and Pictures
Drunken Master...
Funny Jokes and Pictures
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.
“Maybe all I need is some fresh air,” thought the man as he crawled outside.
He tried to stand up again but fell face first into the mud.
“Screw it,” he thought. “I’ll just crawl home.”
The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.
“You went out drinking last night, didn’t you?” she said.
“Uh, yes,” he said sheepishly. “How did you know?”
“You left your wheelchair at the bar again.”
Sunday, February 9, 2014
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Friday, December 27, 2013
The 70th Birthday Story ~ Hillarious
The 70th Birthday Story ~ Hillarious
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An elderly lady decided to give herself a
big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice
luxurious hotel..
When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk
handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was
so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00
for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!"
The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it.
She insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The
Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This
hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are
available for use." "But I didn't use them." ''Well, they are here, and
you could have."
He went
on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows
for which they were so famous."We have the best entertainers from the
world over performing here." "But I didn't go to any of those shows.."
"Well, we have them, and you could have."
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response.
After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him.
The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. "But Madam, this check is for only $50.00" "That's correct" she replied "I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me."
"But I didn't sleep with you madam!" said the manager
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
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