Today's Jokes
Vacuum Cleaner Salesman
A
little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes
of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't
got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a
flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my
demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto
her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces
of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the
remainder."
The old lady stepped
back and said, "Well I hope you've got a good appetite, because they
cut off my electricity this morning."~
A
little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes
of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't
got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a
flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my
demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto
her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces
of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the
remainder."
The old lady stepped
back and said, "Well I hope you've got a good appetite, because they
cut off my electricity this morning."~
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