Today's Jokes
The Statue...
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A
woman and her lover are in bed together when hubby comes home. The
woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a corner of the bedroom, rubs him down
in baby oil and covers him in talcum powder.
'Don't move! You're a statue!'
The husband comes up to the bedroom and inquires about the new
decoration. The wife explains that the Smith family next door acquired a
statue for their bedroom recently, and if they could get one, so could
she.
The married couple go to
bed, but at midnight the husband goes downstairs, gets a glass of milk
and some cookies, and comes back upstairs. He hands the snack to the
statue and says, "Here. I stood around for 3 days at the Smiths', and
they never fed me a thing!" ...
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