Thursday, September 27, 2012

Top 10 Monster Motorists

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Top 10 Monster Motorists

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Metro Manila's streets are transformed into obstacle courses with these motorists around. They endanger lives and property with their recklessness. We don't know if drivers are the same all over the country or in other parts of the world, but check out this gallery of bad drivers and tell us if you've encountered any of them.

 

ANGRY 24/7

It's most likely that these people deal with the bad things happening in their lives by venting out on unsuspecting drivers and commuters. They seem like they're perpetually spoiling for a fight . They don't discriminate either. It doesn't matter if you're a traffic enforcer, a fellow motorist, or a commuter. They'll get mad at you for reasons known only to them and will harass you by seeming to tail you or they'll simply roll down their windows and have a meltdown while they drive. Manage your anger, please!

 

BRAND NEW CAR CREEP

This driver has a brand new car and wants everyone to know it. This explains why he or she drives the shiny new car really slooooooooow. It's either the driver wants to show off or is afraid that the car may get scratches. Please accept the fact that cars will acquire signs of wear-and-tear. If you want your car to remain perfect, then don't drive it.

 

BRAND NEW CAR CREEP.

This driver has a brand new car and wants everyone to know it. This explains why he or she drives the shiny new car really slooooooooow. It's either the driver wants to show off or is afraid that the car may get scratches. Please accept the fact that cars will acquire signs of wear-and-tear. If you want your car to remain perfect, then don't drive it.

 

THE CELLPHONE CREATURE

This driver can't resist checking his cellphone even while he's speeding along a highway. Texting or talking on your cellphone while you're at the wheel is like flirting with disaster. Can that message or call not wait until you're parked? In any case, this type of driver is also fond of doing other tasks while driving such as eating, spraying on perfume, and such

 

THE ZOMBIE

This driver may be at the wheel, but his or her mind is definitely somewhere else. He or she ignores traffic signs and rules. He or she doesn't use signal lights or speeds unthinkingly into a one-way street (in the wrong direction, of course). This driver causes traffic jams and senseless accidents.

 

HORRID HONKER

This driver's solution to everything from traffic jams to emergency re-routing is to honk the car horn. He or she honks every chance he or she gets, even when it's evident that the other cars have nowhere else to go. He or she also honks at pedestrians who don't move fast enough for him or her...even if that pedestrian is on crutches, a senior citizen, or a scared kid.

 

MAD MOTORCYCLE RIDER

Is it because they're not driving cars that these drivers think they can get away with anything? They counter traffic flow, they speed on sidewalks, they change lanes without warning, and sometimes even ditch their helmets. And, yes, even when a traffic mishap is their fault, they always act like it's not. We know there are responsible people riding motorcycles, but there are also a lot who think they're above the law.

 

SLEEPYHEAD

Much like a drunk driver, this person thinks he or she can stay awake at the wheel. Yeah...until he or she is awakened when he or she crashes the car. Or, worse, he or she may never wake up at all. Lives and property are endangered when you doze off while driving.

 

SPEED DEMON

This driver probably has the "I Have to be First" complex as a result of his or her unrealized dream of being a car racing icon. He most likely gets a sense of achievement each time he or she cuts off any car in his or her path. We don't know what exactly drives this driver. We just know that he or she likes to drive fast. That's fine...if he or she is the only one on the road in a country with no traffic rules.

 

SUPERSIZED SLEAZE

This driver's ego gets inflated in proportion to the vehicle he or she is driving. The bigger it is, the more inconsiderate the driver becomes.

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