'Got this from Boo Chanco's PhilStar column today and can't resist sharing it! Thank you Mr. Chanco and Dr. Ernie E., who originally shared it!
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Dr. Ernie E sent this one.
A young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk,
sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, was rolled
into the emergency room. It was quickly determined that the patient had
acute appendicitis, so she was prepared for immediate surgery.
When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff
noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it there was
a tattoo that read . . . “Keep off the grass.”
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on
the patient’s dressing, which said “Sorry . . . had to mow the lawn.”
Boo Chanco’s e-mail address is bchanco@gmail.com.
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