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RUDE Passenger Humiliate a Lady Guard

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Showbiz-Government/110296245691141

This clip has gone viral...what exactly happened here is way beyond us. One of them may have been at fault though both parties may have been wrong but who are we to judge?

The fact : this should have been prevented from happening ...

FEW OF THE FUNNY AND KNOWN FACTS

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FEW OF THE FUNNY AND KNOWN FACTS

Funny Jokes and Pictures 

- The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

- A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.

- It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

- The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

- On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag.

- All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.

- Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

- The youngest pope was 11 years old.

- The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

- A snail can sleep for 3 years.

- American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class .

- China has more English speakers than the United States.

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Spot the Difference : Before...After !

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Can You read This ?

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Words of Wisdom / "Fun zone"photo.

                   

Pres. GMA : The Return

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Pres. GMA : The Return
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Beware , P-Noy !

Heidi Klum Un-SEAL-ed

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Heidi Klum Un-SEAL-ed

Here's a very recent twitter post  from  Heidi Klum sans Seal  : 

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" Gorgeous day" ? Or body?
 

And here's a rare view of her  rear's crack

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 ...and a video of  Klum from HungerTV :

Politics

The 7 Highest Paid Political Mistresses (+ Should You Become One?)

 

by The Penny Hoarder 

The John Edwards trial is wrapping up this week, so we thought we’d take a look at one of the more salacious part of being a mistress – the payout.

Legal Disclaimer: Everything in this article is alleged (Should be read as: please don’t sue us).

And since we here at The Penny Hoarder don’t pass judgement on how people make extra money (that’s also alleged), I thought’d we share some tips on how to become a political mistress should you decide to throw your caution and morality to the wind.

Without further ado, the 7 highest paid political mistresses…

1.    Monica Lewinsky (Bill Clinton) – at least $1.5 Million

Lesson #1: So long as your activities fit within the definition of sexual relations, you can earn big bucks stimulating a president’s package.

From 1995 to 1997, Monica Lewinsky worked as an unpaid intern for President Bill Clinton. Unfortunately, her service to the President also involved lipstick, cigars and stained blue dresses. The details still leave me and my fellow Americans nauseated over 15 years later.

Unlike most political mistresses, Monica never did extract any money from the first wallet. However, the affair catapulted Lewinsky to celebrity status.

She raked in $1 million in Jenny Craig endorsements and $500,000 for a book advance.

2.    Rielle Hunter (John Edwards) – $1 Million

Lesson #2: The sleazier the adulterer, the more money you can make.

Yes, John Edwards’ wife had terminal cancer while he engaged in a year and a half long extramarital affair. Yes, John Edwards fathered a love-child that he initially disavowed. Based on rule #1, it seems fitting that Rielle Hunter take the crown as best paid political mistress.

Rielle Hunter was a freelance videographer for the John Edwards’ campaign. Can you see where this is going? Politician plus subordinate female staffer plus camera equals…I’ll let you do the math. Surprisingly, it is one video you can’t find on the internet.

Thanks to the nature of political sex scandals, it’s hard to arrive at an exact payout figure, but estimates in the news have Hunter receiving over a million in payments for living expenses!

3.    Carrie Fulton Phillips (Warren Harding)- $540,000 in today’s dollars

 

Lesson #3: Political parties tend to have more money to extort.

President Harding was more than living up to the innuendo derived from his name. He carried on a 15 year affair with Carrie Fulton Phillips.

When the Republican National Committee feared a scandal in the middle of the 1920 elections, they paid Phillips $50,000 and ushered her out to Asia for a long vacation. $50,000 may not seem like much, but in today’s dollars it’s nearly $540,000.

Not only is Carrie Fulton Phillips #3, she also held the record for highest paid mistress for more than 80 years. If you want a big payout, political parties are the group to extort.

4.    Ashley Dupre (Elliot Spitzer) – $1,720/hour

 

Lesson #4: Earn a better hourly rate by becoming a “professional.”

Not only did high-class prostitute Ashley Dupre end the presidential political aspirations of NY Governor Elliot Spitzer – by hourly standards, she was likely the best paid mistress of all.

In 2008, Feds caught client number nine, more commonly known as Elliot Spitzer, paying prostitute Ashley Dupre $4,300 for her services to the state of NY. That works out to an impressive $1,720 per hour.

If Ashley had spent 40 hours/week for 18 months (18 months was the duration of the Edwards/Hunter affair) “working” for Spitzer, she’d have pulled in over $5.3 million dollars.

5.    Stephen Gobie (Barney Frank) – $80 for Fun, a Shrink, a Job and a Place to Run a Prostitution Ring

 

Lesson #5: Even guys can be mistresses, thanks to politics.

This is definitely the type of affair that is hard to put a price tag on. We do know that former congressman Barney Frank met up with Stephen Gobie in 1985 and paid $80 for service(s). Over the next two years, Frank shelled out several thousands to pay income and expenses for Gobie.

Gobie was hired as a driver and an aid. Frank paid for Stephen to see a court-ordered shrink. He also let Gobie run a prostitution ring out of the congressional apartment.

6.    Cynthia Hampton (John Ensign)– about $30,000 for the entire Hampton Family

 

Lesson #6: As a mistress, you are entitled to spread payments and favors to the whole family.

2008 was a very good year for politicians and their mistresses. While Rielle Hunter and Ashley Dupre were busy working on their own political ambitions, Cynthia Hampton was improving her family’s income.

Throughout the beginning of 2008, Cynthia Hampton and her immediate family received a number of large payouts from Ensign. Cynthia received double her normal paycheck for three months. Her son earned a $5,400 payout. Cynthia’s husband banked nearly $20,000.

All-in-all, the Hampton family made over $30,000 in just a few months.

7.    Ginger White (Herman Cain) – various living expenses for 13 years

 

Lesson #7: Sometimes, it’s about how long the affair can last.

Last fall, Herman Cain was rapidly ascending the ranks of the Republican primary field. Discovery of his mistress, Ginger White, would send Cain home limping.

For 13 years, Herman Cain flew Mistress Ginger White out to hotels while he was out speaking or on business. In return, Cain admits to paying various living expenses according to news reports.

Seriously, is Being a Mistress Worth It?

I’d venture a guess and say that most of the women above lead less happy lives today. Exposure of their affairs has ruined many careers and reputations. While some have enjoyed celebrity status, that celebrity has a price. In 2005, Monica Lewinsky even moved to the UK to escape her notoriety.

One thing is clear though, if your going to become a mistress, politics is an industry worth focusing your efforts. Let’s face it. Politicians and paramours are more common than peanut butter and jelly. Most importantly, political offices are filled with millionaires. Millionaires who have access to trust funds, cushy jobs, taxpayer money, donor money and organizations looking to protect a legislative meal ticket.

Sure, these are also powerful people who control the CIA, FBI, DHS and every other three letter acronym ever dreamed. However, successful mistresses have not only lived to tell the tale, they’ve also made some significant gains in their net worth in the process. 

“Success” can be a bitter pill though.

The War on Error

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The War on Error...

Two Stories on "Wheels"

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Two Stories on "Wheels"

Spot the Differences...

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Figured the differences? Had some fun ?

Lovely Couple!

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Lovely Couple!

After the P-Noy - Grace Lee "romance" that never was just fizzled out and a series of alleged  "aborted affairs" with ladies younger than him, don't you think P-Noy should try hooking up with somebody about his age?

How about this "couple"? Cute aren't they?

I see love is in the air....kilig ? 

I wonder what sister Kris has to say about this new partnership...bwahahaha!

Macaulay Culkin : Not at Home!

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Macaulay Culkin : Not at Home! 

Here's Macaulay Culkin, 10 years old , for the 1990 blockbuster movie , Home Alone :

Below is  Culkin at age 11 when he shot for the following films in 1991:  Wish Kid  , Only the Lonely ,My Girl .

Macaulay Culkin, age 12,  as seen in the 1992 sequel of  the blockbuster Home Alone , Home Alone 2: Lost in New York :

Here's Macaulay Culkin, age 32,  in his most recent photo :

    

So what exactly happened to him?

Top 10 sex facts from history

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Top 10 sex facts from history

 

RealBuzz – Mon, Jan 30, 2012

 

Have you got a receipt for your wife, sir?

In 953 Princess Olga of Russia introduced a law whereby men could ask to, essentially, return their wives if they found out they were not virgins. The husbands could ask for monetary or material compensation if they discovered that their wives were more experienced than they had hoped.

 

Sex is the best medicine

If you were feeling sick in the 19th century then it was quite possible that your doctor may have prescribed you a dose of alone time with a sex toy, ladies. The Museum of Sex explains that vibrator-induced orgasms helped doctors identify “hysteria” and its symptoms.

 

Love and marriage

In the 12th century a book was written called The Art of Courtly Love. Within it there were 31 rules that told the British upper-class how to love and who they could love. It told the rich that “True love can have no place between husband and wife” and that marriage should be thought of as a business arrangement.

 

Size mattered

If you thought that men’s issue with the size of their manhood was a 21st century thing then think again guys and girls. In the Middle Ages it was highly fashionable for British men to wear a codpiece. A codpiece was a flap or pouch that men wore over their trousers to exaggerate the size of their crotch.

 

Playing away from home

We all know the WWII poster that urged men and women to “Keep calm and carry on” but have you heard about the other, naughtier slogan that was printed in government brochures? The slogan went:  "Don't forget – Put it on before you put it in." It was no surprise that many men returned from WWII with sexually transmitted diseases.

 

Burlesque

Burlesque may seem like a modern day phenomena, but the truth is Burlesque, in one form or another, has been around for centuries. The queen of burlesque, Dita Von Tease, points to Aristophanes as being the “founder” of the striptease. Aristophanes wrote a cheeky, titillating play back in the 5th century BC.

 

The G Spot

The G spot was unidentified until 1950 when Dr. Ernest Gräfenberg underwent a few experiments and found that attention to this area could trigger powerful O moments in women. Dr. Ernest  Gräfenberg is in fact the G spot’s namesake and was also the first to claim that this spot could cause female ejaculation.

 

The first pornography

It turns out that pornography has always been taboo. In 1524 the horny Marcantonio Raimondi published 16 engravings of people throughout history getting it on. Unfortunately for Marcantonio the Pope at the time did not share his open approach to sex and placed poor Raimondi in prison for a year.

 

The changing shape of boobs

These days it would seem that most women want bigger boobs, but like our clothes boobs have always been subject to changing fashions. In the Middle Ages people preferred small boobs and women wore corsets that flattened their chests. During the Renaissance it was popular in Spain to have cone shaped boobs – it seems Madonna was not the trend setter we once thought.

 

Contraception

It was only in the mid 1600s that condoms were used as a contraceptive. These early condoms were made from linen. It would seem that women were a little more proactive when it came to contraception than the guys. Women used crocodile dung, honey, mercury, sneezing and jumping backwards as early as 1850 BC.