Today's Jokes
A
little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing
happened.
Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the
$100.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the
Lord, USA, they decided to send it to President . The President was so
impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send
the little boy a $5.00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money
to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00, and sat
down to write a thank-you note to the Lord. It said: "Dear Lord, Thank
you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some
reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as usual, those
jerks deducted $95."
A
little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing
happened.
Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the
$100.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the
Lord, USA, they decided to send it to President . The President was so
impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send
the little boy a $5.00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money
to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00, and sat
down to write a thank-you note to the Lord. It said: "Dear Lord, Thank
you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some
reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as usual, those
jerks deducted $95."
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