Today's Jokes
Wanted : Pure Love ???
Funny Jokes and Pictures
Today's Jokes
Wanted : Pure Love ???
Funny Jokes and Pictures
Last
week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. As our passion began
to heat up she said, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT?! What was that?!"
She said, "You're just not in touch
with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your
physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying,
"Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the
bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went
to sleep. The next day I took off of work to spend time with her. We
went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big department
store.
I walked around with her as she tried on several very expensive
outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just
buy them all. She wanted new shoes to go with her new clothes, so I
said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."
We went on to the j3welry
counter where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
She was so excited. I started to think she was testing me because she
asked for a tennis bracelet. I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's
fine, honey." She was nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the
excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I
think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain
myself when I blurted out, "No baby, I don't feel like it."
Her face
went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I said,
"Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not
in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your
shopping needs as a woman."
Just when she had this look like she was
going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and
not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight
either... but at least she knows I'm smarter than her.
Last
week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. As our passion began
to heat up she said, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT?! What was that?!"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight
either... but at least she knows I'm smarter than her.
She said, "You're just not in touch
with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your
physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying,
"Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the
bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went
to sleep. The next day I took off of work to spend time with her. We
went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big department
store.
I walked around with her as she tried on several very expensive
outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just
buy them all. She wanted new shoes to go with her new clothes, so I
said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."
We went on to the j3welry
counter where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
She was so excited. I started to think she was testing me because she
asked for a tennis bracelet. I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's
fine, honey." She was nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the
excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I
think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain
myself when I blurted out, "No baby, I don't feel like it."
Her face
went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I said,
"Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not
in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your
shopping needs as a woman."
Just when she had this look like she was
going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and
not for the things I buy you?"
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