Before and After Marriage...

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Before and After Marriage...

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Before Marriage - - -

Boyfriend: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Girlfriend: Do you want me to leave?

Boyfriend: NO! Don't even think about it.

Girlfriend: Do you love me?

Boyfriend: Of course! Over and over!

Girlfriend: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boyfriend: NO! Why are you even asking?

Girlfriend: Will you kiss me?

Boyfriend: Every chance I get!

Girlfriend: Will you hit me?

Boyfriend: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

Girlfriend: Can I trust you?

Boyfriend: Yes.

Girlfriend: Darling!

BUT

After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top...