So
there was an abandoned church...and few nuns get sent over to clean it
up a bit and restore its former glory.
As they were painting the
ceiling, one of them says, "Sisters, it is VERY hot in here, and we're
working so feverishly, and i really don't want to get any paint on our
robes. What say you, we just strip down, and finish this paint job in
our birthday suits. This church has been abandoned for years, and even
if somebody comes, we can always throw our robes back on in a second."
The other nuns agree.
A few minutes later there's a knock on
the door. One of the nuns looks through the mail slot and sees a man
standing there. So she says "Who is it?" and the man answers "I'm the
blind man."
Relieved the nun opens the door, and the man walks in and says
"Nice hooters. Where do you want these blinds?"
-- Funny Jokes and Pictures
As they were painting the
ceiling, one of them says, "Sisters, it is VERY hot in here, and we're
working so feverishly, and i really don't want to get any paint on our
robes. What say you, we just strip down, and finish this paint job in
our birthday suits. This church has been abandoned for years, and even
if somebody comes, we can always throw our robes back on in a second."
The other nuns agree.
A few minutes later there's a knock on the door. One of the nuns looks through the mail slot and sees a man standing there. So she says "Who is it?" and the man answers "I'm the blind man."
Relieved the nun opens the door, and the man walks in and says
"Nice hooters. Where do you want these blinds?"
-- Funny Jokes and Pictures
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