Three
guys are at the gates of heaven. The angel Gabriel tells them that he
has to know how they died before he lets them in. The first guy says "I
came home to my apartment on the 4th floor to find that I had been
robbed! I was looking around to see if the thief left any signs, and
check out the damage, and I saw someone outside the balcony hanging for
their life. Thinking they were the thief, I smashed their fingers with a
hammer and they fell. Miraculously, they survived. So I pushed my
refrigerator off the balcony and it fell on top of them and killed them.
Realizing what I had done, I had a heart attack and died. Gabriel says
"Well, you obviously were in shock, and you clearly were remorseful, so
I'll let you in."
The second guy says "I was doing pull-ups on my 5th
floor balcony railing when I slipped underneath the rail and fell.
Luckily I managed to grab onto the 4th floor railing and was hanging on
for dear life when this crazy guy ran up and started pounding at my
fingers with a hammer. I fell to the street below, but miraculously I
survived. The last thing I saw was him pushing his fridge off the
balcony, and it fell on me and killed me." Gabriel says "Although you
were reckless, it wasn't your intent, so go on in."
The third guy says
"I was robbing this guys apartment, and heard him unlocking the door, so
I jumped into the fridge."
Three
guys are at the gates of heaven. The angel Gabriel tells them that he
has to know how they died before he lets them in. The first guy says "I
came home to my apartment on the 4th floor to find that I had been
robbed! I was looking around to see if the thief left any signs, and
check out the damage, and I saw someone outside the balcony hanging for
their life. Thinking they were the thief, I smashed their fingers with a
hammer and they fell. Miraculously, they survived. So I pushed my
refrigerator off the balcony and it fell on top of them and killed them.
Realizing what I had done, I had a heart attack and died. Gabriel says
"Well, you obviously were in shock, and you clearly were remorseful, so
I'll let you in."
The second guy says "I was doing pull-ups on my 5th
floor balcony railing when I slipped underneath the rail and fell.
Luckily I managed to grab onto the 4th floor railing and was hanging on
for dear life when this crazy guy ran up and started pounding at my
fingers with a hammer. I fell to the street below, but miraculously I
survived. The last thing I saw was him pushing his fridge off the
balcony, and it fell on me and killed me." Gabriel says "Although you
were reckless, it wasn't your intent, so go on in."
The third guy says
"I was robbing this guys apartment, and heard him unlocking the door, so
I jumped into the fridge."
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