Thursday, February 14, 2013

Little Johny...

Today's Jokes

                                            
 
Little Johny...



Funny Jokes and Pictures

FEW OF THE FUNNY SHORT LITTLE JOHNY JOKES :)

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?

JOHNY : "HIJKLMNO! "!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?

JOHNY : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.

Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

JOHNY : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
 

JOHNY: Yes it's really strange , because I've got another pair just like that at home.

TEACHER : JOHNY, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
 

JOHNY: No, teacher, it's the same dog !!!

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