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A man escapes from prison, where he sat for the last 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
However, the only thing he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the
guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. Then he ties the young woman on
the bed, comes on top of her and kisses her on her neck. Then he gets up
and goes to the bathroom.
While he is there, the husband
whispers to his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at
his clothes. He probably long in jail and all those years not seen a
woman. I saw how he kissed you on your neck. If he wants sex, do not go
against him, do not complain and make him happy. He is dangerous and if
he gets angry, he'll kill us both! Be strong honey, I love you!
"The young woman replied:" He kissed me on my neck. He whispered in my
ear. He told me he was gay, that he really liked you and asked if there
was some Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you ... "
A man escapes from prison, where he sat for the last 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
However, the only thing he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the
guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. Then he ties the young woman on
the bed, comes on top of her and kisses her on her neck. Then he gets up
and goes to the bathroom.
While he is there, the husband
whispers to his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at
his clothes. He probably long in jail and all those years not seen a
woman. I saw how he kissed you on your neck. If he wants sex, do not go
against him, do not complain and make him happy. He is dangerous and if
he gets angry, he'll kill us both! Be strong honey, I love you!
"The young woman replied:" He kissed me on my neck. He whispered in my
ear. He told me he was gay, that he really liked you and asked if there
was some Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you ... "
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