Election Fever !

Today's Joke

Election Fever !

Candidate A: “Hindi ako magnanakaw!”

Candidate D and running mate B: “Bawal magnakaw, nakamamatay!”

Candidate G: “Hindi ko kelangan magnakaw!”

Candidate V: “Hindi ako nagnakaw!”

Candidate E: “Kelangan ko ulit magnakaw!”

Candidate for Speaker: “Wala na kayong mananakaw!”