Today's Life Lessons
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I
have
a
new
delightful
friend,
I'm almost in awe of her.
When we first met I was impressed,
By her bizarre behavior.
I'm almost in awe of her.
When we first met I was impressed,
By her bizarre behavior.
That
day
I
had
a
date
with
friends,
We met to have some lunch.
Mae had come along with them,
All in all - a pleasant bunch.
We met to have some lunch.
Mae had come along with them,
All in all - a pleasant bunch.
When
the
menus
were
presented,
We ordered salads, sandwiches, and soups.
Except for Mae who circumvented,
And said, "Ice cream, please. Two scoops."
We ordered salads, sandwiches, and soups.
Except for Mae who circumvented,
And said, "Ice cream, please. Two scoops."
I
was
not
sure
my
ears
heard
right,
And the others were aghast.
"Along with heated apple pie,"
Mae smiled, completely unabashed.
And the others were aghast.
"Along with heated apple pie,"
Mae smiled, completely unabashed.
We
tried
to
act
quite
nonchalant,
As if people did this all the time.
But when our orders were brought out,
I did not enjoy mine.
As if people did this all the time.
But when our orders were brought out,
I did not enjoy mine.
I
could
not
take
my
eyes
off
Mae,
As her pie ala-mode went down.
The other ladies showed dismay,
They ate their lunches, and they frowned.
As her pie ala-mode went down.
The other ladies showed dismay,
They ate their lunches, and they frowned.
Well,
the
next
time
I
went
out
to
eat,
I called and invited Mae.
My lunch contained white tuna meat,
She ordered a parfait.
I called and invited Mae.
My lunch contained white tuna meat,
She ordered a parfait.
I
smiled
when
her
dish
I
viewed,
She asked if she amused me.
I answered, "Yes, you do,
And you also do confuse me."
She asked if she amused me.
I answered, "Yes, you do,
And you also do confuse me."
"How
come
you
order
rich
desserts
When I feel I must be sensible?"
She laughed and said, with wanton mirth,
"I am tasting all that's possible."
When I feel I must be sensible?"
She laughed and said, with wanton mirth,
"I am tasting all that's possible."
"I
try
to
eat
the
food
I
need,
And do the things I should.
But life's so short, my friend, indeed,
I hate missing out on something good."
And do the things I should.
But life's so short, my friend, indeed,
I hate missing out on something good."
"This
year
I
realized
I
was
old,"
She grinned, "I've not been this old before.
So, before I die, I've got to try,
Those things for years I have ignored.
She grinned, "I've not been this old before.
So, before I die, I've got to try,
Those things for years I have ignored.
"I've
not
smelled
all
the
flowers
yet,
And too many books I have not read.
There're more fudge sundaes to woof down,
And kites to be flown overhead."
And too many books I have not read.
There're more fudge sundaes to woof down,
And kites to be flown overhead."
"There're
many
malls
I
have
not
shopped,
I've not laughed at all the jokes.
I've missed a lot of Broadway Hits,
And potato chips and cokes."
I've not laughed at all the jokes.
I've missed a lot of Broadway Hits,
And potato chips and cokes."
"I
want
to
wade
again
in
water,
And feel ocean spray upon my face.
Sit in a country church once more,
And thank God for His grace."
And feel ocean spray upon my face.
Sit in a country church once more,
And thank God for His grace."
"I
want
peanut
butter
every
day,
Spread on my morning toast,
I want un-timed long distance calls,
To the folks I love the most."
Spread on my morning toast,
I want un-timed long distance calls,
To the folks I love the most."
"I've
not
cried
at
all
the
movies
yet,
Nor walked in the morning rain.
I need to feel wind in my hair,
I want to fall in love again."
Nor walked in the morning rain.
I need to feel wind in my hair,
I want to fall in love again."
"So,
if
I
choose
to
have
dessert,
Instead of having dinner,
If I should die before nightfall,
You'd have to say I died a winner."
Instead of having dinner,
If I should die before nightfall,
You'd have to say I died a winner."
"That
I
missed
out
on
nothing,
That I had my heart's desire.
That I had that final chocolate mousse,
Before my life expired."
That I had my heart's desire.
That I had that final chocolate mousse,
Before my life expired."
With
that,
I
called
the
waitress
over,
"I've changed my mind, it seems."
I said, "I want what she is having,
Only add some more whipped cream."
"I've changed my mind, it seems."
I said, "I want what she is having,
Only add some more whipped cream."

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