BUSINESS MATTERS (BEYOND THE BOTTOM LINE) By Francis J. Kong
(The Philippine Star) Updated July 02, 2011
I came across this article about different management styles. Check it out, and see to which type you belong:
1) MANAGING BY WALKING FASTER THAN THE EMPLOYEES
This kind of managers you will always see in the corridor, 10 steps
away. “We’ll have to talk” you can hear them say, just as they have
disappeared around the corner.
2) MANAGING BY STARING OUT OF THE WINDOW
These managers you usually meet with their backside faced to you and
with their hands in their pockets. When you talk to them, they stare out
of the windows in deep thought.
3) MANAGING BY POST-ITS
Some managers forget everything. They want to impress you with their
“busy-ness” by continuously writing on Post-Its while you are talking.
4) MANAGING BY DELEGATION TO THE SECRETARY
These managers just delegate everything to the secretary. If he is good, he knows what she must do.
5) MANAGING BY KNOWING NOTHING
These managers don’t really know anything at all. They let YOU give
answers. Meanwhile they fill the time with nice anecdotes of irrelevant
cases.
6) MANAGING BY CONCEPTUAL THINKING
These people try to explain the present from a theoretical view of
the far future. The idea that this never will work, completely satisfies
them: They will always have something to talk about.
7) MANAGING BY HIDING INFORMATION
Information hiders are aware of the market value of strictly-kept
secret information. You must be very thankful to get any information at
all. Beware of simulants from category 5!
8) MANAGING BY DOING EXACTLY WHAT THE BOSS SAYS
These managers prevent their bosses from creative thinking. Else they get more work to do.
9) MANAGING BY WALKING ONE FOOT BEHIND THE BOSS
In hierarchical organizations, you can watch those groups walking in
the corridor. The more equal managers are directly followed by the
“lesser” managers, and so on.
10) MANAGING BY SMILING AND WEARING NICE SUITS
If you drink beer with them, lunch with them, smile to them, and also wear nice suits, nothing can stop your career anymore.
11) MANAGING BY STUDYING
Despite their continual attendance of all kind of studies and
congresses, they still belong to category 5. The longer they learn, the
further they get from the practice.
12) MANAGING BY CREATING VAGUE POWERPOINT PRESENTATIONS
Have you seen those? Those slides with some big arrows, boxes or circles?
These slides provide the ultimate proof of their overall brilliance.
13) MANAGING BY OPEN DOOR AND EMPTY ROO
This is a major improvement of the older ‘OPEN DOOR’ management
style. Now you can really walk in and out anytime you want. Nobody ever
knows where these managers are.
14) MANAGING BY SPEAKING WITH OTHER MANAGERS
This kind of managing is very popular. It gives managers, within a
few hours, the same information an employee can tell them in 15 minutes.
15) MANAGING BY HAVING A NON-SUPPORTING INFRASTRUCTURE
In an organization with a hopeless infrastructure, managers are
really necessary. These managers will naturally prevent the organization
from having a better infrastructure.
16) BUA MANAGEMENT (BY USING ABBREVIATIONS)
This management style is ATRASACWOC (Adopted To Reach A Shorter And Clearer Way Of Communication).
17) MANAGING BY USING BUZZ WORDS
These managers like to bluff your head off with hip, nearly undefined terms.
18) MANAGING BY REORGANIZATION
If they think there is nothing more to organize, they reorganize.
19) MANAGING BY BELIEVING
These managers must be spiritually educated, because they have no clues at all.
20) MANAGING BY FORGETTING PROMISES
If you remind them to one of their promises, the priority of that promise is too low to remember.
May I make a suggestion?
Lead, don’t manage. Model, don’t mandate. You get things done this way, and you earn the respect you want.
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