This made official by US President Barack Obama...
To avoid any confusion , Obama personally made the announcement from the White House yesterday .
Allegedly ,Obama personally made the announcement and did not delegate it to the Presidential Communications Group on fears that they would err and instead say "Obama is dead ! "
Once Obama made the announcement of Osama's death, rumor has it that the Presidential Communications Group had to confirm with ANC if it was really Obama making the announcement that O-S-A-M-A is dead ; or, it was O-B-A-M-A who was dead and Osama making the announcement.
ANC , it was said , had to check the height of the person making the announcement! If he was below 6 feet and 6 inches then it's confirmed he is not Osama...
Alarmed , the PBA also had to confirm with ANC if it was indeed Osama who was killed by US Special Forces , actually the mysterious Navy Seals Team 6 , in Pakistan...Osama was being eyed to play for one of the PBA teams eligible to get an import with a height limit of 6 feet and 6 inches for the coming PBA Governor's Cup ! Osama , not Obama , as a PBA import was a sure crowd-drawer for the planned out-of-town PBA-Phoenix Fuels on Tour in Basilan for his ASG fans in Mindanao!
Meanwhile , one of the apostles , Thomas , doubted the death of Osama bin Laden! He says , until he sees the body , he would not believe Obama's announcement .
The CBCP agreed, this time, as it allegedly had to wait for three days fearful that Osama might rise from the dead!
Meanwhile , it was said that P-Noy , at the risk of being excommunicated by the Bishops , insisted that Osama was indeed dead !
In defense of P-Noy , ex-future senator Risa Hontiveros allegedly argued that Osama was already dead and will not rise again after three days but she will run again for senator three years after the 2010 Presidential elections!
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