Today's Jokes
Truth Clocks?
Funny Jokes and Pictures
Today's Jokes
Truth Clocks?
Funny Jokes and Pictures
A man was walking in the woods and came to a cottage where the walls were covered with clocks.
He asked the woman who owned the cottage what all the clocks were for.She replied that everyone in the world had a clock, and every time you told a lie your clock advanced a second.
He saw a clock that was hardly moving and when he remarked about it he was told that it was Mother Teresa’s.
He then asked where George Bush’s clock was. The woman replied “It’s in the kitchen, we’re using it as a ceiling fan.
A man was walking in the woods and came to a cottage where the walls were covered with clocks.
He asked the woman who owned the cottage what all the clocks were for.She replied that everyone in the world had a clock, and every time you told a lie your clock advanced a second.
He saw a clock that was hardly moving and when he remarked about it he was told that it was Mother Teresa’s.
He then asked where George Bush’s clock was. The woman replied “It’s in the kitchen, we’re using it as a ceiling fan.
He asked the woman who owned the cottage what all the clocks were for.She replied that everyone in the world had a clock, and every time you told a lie your clock advanced a second.
He saw a clock that was hardly moving and when he remarked about it he was told that it was Mother Teresa’s.
He then asked where George Bush’s clock was. The woman replied “It’s in the kitchen, we’re using it as a ceiling fan.
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